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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026)

Movie ★ 0.5 96 min

Comedy Crime

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Claude Schmitz Director

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Quick facts

Released
February 11, 2026
Runtime
96 min
IMDb
tt38504753
Country
,
Language
Studio
Wrong Men, ChevalDeuxTrois

Cast

Francis Soetens Francis Soetens Francis Conrad Rodolphe Burger Rodolphe Burger Alain Crab

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Frequently asked questions

What is Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems about?
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Who directed Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems was directed by Claude Schmitz.
Who stars in Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems stars Francis Soetens, Rodolphe Burger.
When was Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems released?
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems is a 2026 comedy, crime film.
Where can I watch Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
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